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TOP 10 THINGS *NOT* TO DO IF YOU HAVE YOUR OWN WEBPAGE

1.  Don't put any pictures on it.

2.  Mention everybody else's name but your own.

3.  Never update it.

4.  Promise to have it finished.

5.  Tell people to check often.

6.  Snag a free domain name for a year, then forget to tell people your URL changed when it expires.

7.  I can only think of 6 things.

8.  Diss publicly.  You might eat your words, put your foot in your mouth, whatever.  Plus, it's not classy.

9.  Use text editors to edit your webpage.  It's painful.

10.  Be wordy.

Welcome to the story.  Wilkommen!
 

It all started in mid-April 2001.  

I was off to Germany for the summer for a co-op work term, and I planned to see as much of Europe as I could in 18 weeks.  I love writing, and I've been told that I'm somewhat entertaining, so put that together and add a bit of copy-cat-ism and it all produces a webpage.  A hardly-ever-updated webpage that has some pretty interesting stuff.

Here's where it's at:
 the great knomad-trek 

PLUG.
If you too want to have a free, nifty-looking webpage like mine, here's where to go:  FortuneCity
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You know what?

  • TV is my friend.
  • You should check out Plato's site
  • Learning another language is useful:  try German, French, Italian, Dutch, Flemish, proper English, or Hungarian.
  • Soccer is pretty cool after spending four months in Europe.  Fußball ist klasse!
  • Beer is good.
  • Travel is better.
  • Cheap travel is the best:  planes and trains.
And they all lived happily ever after.
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